STEP 1
You trade CHAD
Buy or sell in the CHAD / USDG pool. The pool's hook takes 3% of every trade, in USDG, and keeps it in the hook. There is no other fee.
3%
A meme with one job. Every CHAD trade pays 3%. Half of it buys TETRA and burns it. Half goes straight into the TETRA reserve. CHAD has no backing and promises nothing; it just feeds the vault.
Buy or sell in the CHAD / USDG pool. The pool's hook takes 3% of every trade, in USDG, and keeps it in the hook. There is no other fee.
Once the hook holds $50 or more, anyone can call flush(). No keeper needed, no owner, no admin: a public button.
50% buys TETRA from the TETRA pool and burns it on the spot. That buy pays TETRA's own 5% tax too, so 4% of this half lands in the reserve as well.
50% goes straight into the TETRA reserve through fund(): more stocks, gold, oil and ETH behind every TETRA, for every holder.
Every flush burns TETRA bought at market. Burns show up in the Telegram burn feed and on the TETRA statistics page under "Burned".
Reserve money divided by fewer tokens. Each flush pushes the exit value of every TETRA up a little: the backing number on tetravault.xyz, the floor you can redeem at any time.
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 CHAD, minted once, all of it into the pool. No mint, no burn, no pause, no blacklist. Zero team tokens. |
| Owner | None. owner() returns 0x0000…0000 on the token and on the hook. No admin key, no setter, nothing left to renounce. |
| Liquidity | The whole supply paired with 1,000 USDG in one full-range Uniswap v4 position. The LP NFT was minted straight to 0x…dEaD in the launch transaction: burned, nobody can ever remove it. |
| Tax | 3% on buys and sells, taken in USDG. A constant in the hook: nobody can change it. |
| Where it goes | 100% to TETRA after the first minute: half buys TETRA at market and burns it, half goes into the TETRA reserve. During the first 60 seconds half of the anti-sniper tax goes to the team, the other half follows the same route. |
| Opens | Thursday Oct 22, 22:00 Poland · 20:00 UTC · 4:00 PM ET. Trading opens by itself at that second; the time is fixed in the hook. |
| Launch window | The first 60 seconds carry an anti-sniper tax: 85% at the open, 70% at 15 s, 40% at 30 s, 3% from 60 s, falling in straight lines. Half of it goes to the team, half to TETRA. |
| Flush | Public. Anyone can call flush() once $50 or more waits; the caller pays only gas. Each flush spends everything waiting. It refuses to run while TETRA's price sits more than 2% above its 30-minute average, and the buy must fill within 3% of the pool's own quote, so it can't be sandwiched. |
| Backing | None. CHAD is a meme and cannot be redeemed for anything. It is the TETRA that gets the backing. |
Because CHAD's holders are TETRA's holders. A meme that burns the vault token and grows its reserve turns every degen trade into something TETRA holders can measure: fewer tokens, more backing. The louder CHAD trades, the better TETRA's floor looks.
Only what the market says. There is no reserve behind CHAD, no redeem, no staking. If that is not your thing, buy TETRA instead; it is the one with stocks, gold, oil and ETH behind it.
No. The 3% and the 50/50 route are constants in contracts with no owner (owner() is the zero address), and the LP is burned. The only thing anyone can do is call flush().
So a CHAD trade costs 3%, not 3% plus TETRA's 5%. The TETRA buying happens at flush time, in one efficient trade, instead of on every tiny swap.
Every flush posts in the TETRAVAULT Telegram as a TETRA burn plus a reserve deposit, and the counters above update from the chain.